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Obama extends the hand of friendship

Rumours abound that Obama has modified his proposed health care plan to include free heart check-ups for 72 year olds. On the same day Obama suggested McCain double his security detail and have even offered some of his men. Obama also supplied McCain with the latest pack of men's multi-vitamins and paid for a one year Golds Gym membership on the "buddy discount scheme".

Democrat running mate Joe Biden said this had nothing to do with Sarah Palin being appointed as VP. "We simply want to wish McCain a long and healthy life, and extend the hand of friendship."

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